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Online nowCantrell70: Don is a 59 year old married guy from Blacksburg, Virginia, USA.; Likes 4,906 pages, 1,169 videos, 528 photos • 108 fans • Received 33 reviews; Member since May 18, 2007

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wolfman2001s reviews: Aug 26, 2007 4:22pm 24 reviews stumblers, discoveries, devoted
http://wolfman2001.stumbleupon.com/; His avatar got my attention, plus he had a solid blue square.

I don't put heavy emphasis on male stumblers because, being a man, I have a feeling what is mainly on their site.

This one I made a mistake on because he has a wide variety of information plus he loves to get DISCOVERIES (One of my approving ideas).

Please, even if you are a man, not interested in heavy porn, check out his site. I promise that you will be pleasantly surprised.

Don

StumbleUpon - Efflorescents web site reviews and blog: Aug 26, 2007 4:14am 47 reviews stumblers, information, discoveries
http://efflorescent.stumbleupon.com/; She has spent considerable time discovering new material for stumblers to have easy access to if needed.

More blogs should increase their DISCOVERIES sites.

A job well done. Keep up the excellent work.

Don

StumbleUpon - DixieThorns web site reviews and blog: Aug 25, 2007 10:01pm 123 reviews stumblers, friend
http://dixiethorn.stumbleupon.com/; I usually don't enter SPONSOR'S page because I figure that they are really involved with their own blog.

I needed some help and tried a couple of SPONSORS but without luck.

The first time I sent her an e-mail, she quickly responded and helped.

If her pages are as great as her attitude, then she must have one fantastic page site.

Thank you from a needy stumbler.

Don

Aug 25, 2007 8:33pm: video.google.com/videoplay [video.google.com/videoplay]

How To Set Off An Alarm

Aug 23, 2007 10:58am: SUE
Village People - Y.M.C.A.

Aug 23, 2007 10:44am: The 1st Affair:

A Married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they
went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put
on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he
replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex
all afternoon."

"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked
about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they
always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful
father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr.
Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

"I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!!!"

The 4th Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed
baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't
move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with
a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two
days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing.'"

The 5th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and
a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down
here."

The 6th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said
weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

Aug 23, 2007 10:24am: The Knob

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small
knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten

up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course,
the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems:

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've

developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.